Hey England

Blimey we at least have got this far. Can't believe it 27 December and we're still breathing not only that poor ole' Al has been off to work twice today.

Weather watch on for storm winds, lights out all over the island and its as cold as a witches thing. But at least its bright and bold in colour - the ocean an unique colour of deep purple and the mountains as clear to the east end of Vancouver - interesting as there aren't any there other than the mountains of crack cocaine on the street.

So you should have been here - record crowds coming thru the door at Hundred Hills - we believe in the end some 70 odd characters showed for the event. It culminated in the retired Womens Edmonton Teaching Club shaking there booties to "Take That" - of course the elfin Darlene led the group. Paul has given her a good talking to as she did not assist in the clean up whereas he spent 2 hours slaving over her sink on Christmas Eve. However, he shouldn't have dressed as a submissive slave like character. It seems to be all about characters on this island; many having several versions or is that a split personality thing - probably.

Well you were all missed and much talked about. One good thing is you can't hear things said - absolutely outlandish, unqualified and enough to go to court about. Actually I think they were speaking of P&A whoever those slags are. Possibly skit personae from "Little Britain".

This is of course jolly chit chat - that thing the classes do.

Has you can see I'm working hard on the blog - big effort right? 2 entries and you're the third group of people to know about. Until we can get Alan's head the same size as Paul's we are holding back - don't want to scare all those delicate ones out there.

Before we go - we had another story night at SkyValley that makes it 2 within the same weekend - they honestly look with complete disbelief at us. They also didn't really get the jest of why Paul goes into Latin from time to time - we try to assure them its so he doesn't develop any other mental illnesses. But we'll keep them thinking we're telling the truth - the naivety of some.

Hope you enjoy our postings and look forward to your return. Many, many thanks for your phone call it brighten up an otherwise dull day. Not to say we have many of these days but we can't be jolly all the time. The people would think we have our own cult and want to join it.

P&A xx

First Day

Hey - it was due to happen sometime - particularily being on a rock in the Canadian part of the Nortwest Pacific and most of family and freinds on much less rural settings. It seems they don't like to call all that much - but they do read their emails hence my attempt to get in touch.

It's Friday and the Blessed Christmas Season is about to begin in full force. A whirlwind of activities based around booze and food. Pray we survive.

Px