Saturday, 10 March 2007

It seems no one wants to comment!! Oh and Realty

So I'm getting very little back from you good folk (how Canuck is that?) Oh, sorry English people you might not know that term. It's a kind of way for Canadians to identify themselves. In Britain we had Fcuk here we have Canuck. Odd that is so long given the inability of a Canadian to say autumn.

I'd like some feedback however and particularly if it could be very damning - go on I'm looking for some vibe here. This is a lonely business just typing away and everyone snickering away.

Guess what - it's raining.... rain rain go away come back another century or even better try another planet. Which brings me to another idea ..... what are we going to do if it doesn't stop. Could you imagine living in a place that it rains forever and ever? I suppose our skin would be soft and youthful... ya right... far too late for that. (Actually I am now finishing this post on a day of bright sunlight - so I've somewhat lied - the rain will, however, return shortly)

NOW ABOUT LOOKING FOR A NEW HOME

Though this product is referred to as realty I must admit that there is very little reality in the entire process. We have seen some very scary stuff. The actual squalor that people live in and then think they can show it is completely beyond me. Okay, maybe we got high standards - we are in the hospitality industry and gay - but these people have no excuse. I'm sure they all have slippers that are in shapes of pigs which they march around their little squalid worlds in. There was one place that the one arm of the settee had turn to leather from the drool and drink of the owner. When you look else in the place though it is empty its obvious they had no idea what Vim and toilet cleaner were. OINK OINK

Our problem is we only have until 23 April - the deposit has been paid the house inspection done and signed off and now we're done to the septic check. We could be homeless if something doesn't actually happen quickly. The only place we've seen that we want has an offer on it and you can't gazump in this country. Oh and why not you stupid people that make these worlds? It makes it all that much more interesting. Plus it is evil so that makes it jolly good fun. Well we can only hope the deal falls off the cliff because of some subject. And why use "subjects" - even QE2 doesn't use them - or does she the nasty German mare?

Not much else to say today - working on some charactures of SSI people. So far from what I've written it might involve court cases and public hanging.

Last thought. They are going cull mad camels in Australia - I've put and order for two of alive and Alan and I can ride them around town. It would make change to always driving everywhere and I think they would fit in. They say that if SSI was on the main land it would have fence around it to keep the madness in.

Cheers

Px

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Dear Homeless in Salt Spring:
Can't give you any vibe, as this would make me a vibe-erator.
Hint: drink heavily, the houses will look better, at least for a night.
Mark

Sunrise on Saltspring 29 Dec 2006

Sunrise on Saltspring 29 Dec 2006
one very rare morning

Noose around the neck and morning rises

So they did it. Terrified an entire nation killed the bad guy and taught a world how to hate. Well done my fellow North Americans.

However on a brighter side the show yesterday morning created by nature was inspiring. The camera shot below isn't the best but it gives the essence of the event.

It's Saturday afternoon and Alan's out trimming our rather pathetic fruit trees - I believe I'm suppose to join him but I am holding out with excuses of laundry and a dodgy back.

Celebrated Dale's birthday yesterday - Richard does know how to offer up the meat selection but it was all rather tasty. Night before last we were honourable Edmontonians (Alberta). I believe you have to go to cackle school to actually be a full member. The night succumb to schmoosiness when the hens decided on booking tickets for Il Divo. Now if you have n't caught these guys please check out this site:

http://www.ildivo.com/

I would actually like to be one of them but they say I am unable to carry a tune ( smallish hand bag issues) I didn't really think that was a problem - I think they just don't want balding guys in the band. It's so petty.

Always,

Px